Hyderabad in Short...

Koti lo Books
Ameerpet lo Institutes
Hitec City lo Companies
Paradise/RTC X Road lo Dum ka Biryani
Old city lo Osmania Biscuits

Charminar lo bangles

Nallakunta lo IIT Coaching Centres

Simple Definition of Hyderabad, Andhra Pradesh

 the simple answer is that its famous for its HYDERABADI BIRYANIS

Computer Vs. Hindi Films

Computer Vs. Hindi Films:-



1) Pentium III & Pentium I - Bade miyan Chhote miyan.


2) Computer infected by Virus - Pyar to Hona hitha.


3) Hard disk and Floppy disk - Gharwaali Baharwaali.


4)F1 - Guide.


5) Esc - Nau Do Gyarah.


6) Ctrl+Alt+Del - AkhriRastaa.


7) CrtlC + CtrlV - Duplicate.


8) Undo - Aa ab lautchale.


9) Super User Password - Gupt.


10) BackUp - Jaagteraho.


11) UPS - Janta Hawaldar.


12) Server -Godfather.


13) Proxy Server - Padosan.


14) Security -Nakabandi.


15) Storage - Tehkhana.


16) Storage capacity -Badhti ka naam Dadhi.


17) Computer without RAM - KoraKagaz.


18) Computer whose OS is DOS - Buddha mil gaya.


19)System which frequently requires bootable disk - Sharabi.


20) DumbTerminal - Anari.

21) Mouse - Jaanwar.


22) Hard Disk partition- Batwara.


23) Hardware & Software - Ek duje ke liye.


24)Temporary file - Khote Sikkey

Abbrivations for IT companies..

Some IT companies :
1. NIIT : Not Interested in IT
2. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output
3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses
4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions
5. INFOSYS :Inferior Offline Systems
6. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping
7. BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds
8. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines
9. SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly
10. PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors
11. C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings
12. AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible
13. CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort
14. DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers
15. BFL : Brainwash First and Let them go
17. TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd.
18. PSI : Peculiar Symptoms of India
19. ORACLE : On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees.

INTELLIGENT INDIANS

An insect falls into a mug of beer...
Reactions:

Englishman:
Throws his mug away and walks out

American:
Takes the insect out and drinks the beer


Chinese:
Eats the insect and throws the beer away

Japanese:
Drinks the beer with insect as it is coming free

Indian:
Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new
mug of beer. ......INTELLIGENT INDIANS

WHY INDIA IS IN TROUBLE ......

Population:

110 crore
9 crore retired

37 crore in state Govt;
20 crore in central Govt.
(Both categories don't work)

1 crore IT professional (don't work for India )

25 crore in school

1 crore are under 5 years

15 crore unemployed

1.2 crore u can find anytime in hospitals

Statistics says u find 79,99,998 people anytime in jail

The Balance two are U & Me.

U are busy in reading this message

HOW CAN one  HANDLE INDIA alone?